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CHIVE

when u drink a coffee and chive
I drank a coffee and it gave me chive
by code8783 May 6, 2020
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chivalry

A common human decency paid from one person to another without the expectance of repayment. often used in the context of a man to a women, but does not exclude other pairings of people.
Mikey performed chivalry when her let James borrow his rubber during the test
Claire watched Dandi's bag as while he went to the bathroom
Oliver helped his girlfriend fix her iPad's settings after her brother messed them up.
by song4agirlneverknowitsabher October 20, 2020
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I am a simp so that makes me chivalrous
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Chivalry

Synonymous to courteous simp, white knight, courteous stooge, hero complex. A guy who's obsessively/submissively courteous to a woman, treating her like an upper strata untouchable & whitewashed, often trying to enforce or "morally police" other men to be docile to women and violent to men (act chivalrous) purely on the basis of sex and apparent (to them) behavior patterns. Antonymous to fair treatment, individualism, rationalism.

"Chivalry" was just the lower stratas of aristocratic men trying to upgrade their strata by marrying to a higher strata aristocratic women (who would essentially just be using these men as free fuckboys, attention, gifts, ego boost, protection in mischief), and because of this strata difference they had to be cautious and courteous (unless they were genuine simps). They were essentially fear/death squads, existed to punish, through threats and murder, rebelling surfs and peasants during "peace time", and during wars - better equipped and trained, often mounted, soldiers making them have a higher chance of survival, than the average conscripts, especially in running down running away "enemy". Glorified, romanticized, legalized bandits, simps with 0 empathy to other guys.
by veinsofgold February 16, 2021
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Chives

Chives is the legendary butler from the SML universe. He hates his life and wants to die. After his debut in the SML video "SML Movie: Joseph The Millionaire!" He has gotten his own puppet, had a cult following, and is now appearing in the recent SML videos.
by SliccXD March 4, 2021
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Chinela

Noun. The best person in the whole world, no one makes me happier bro AJAJAJ.
I love Chinela.
by hello6563 April 12, 2021
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