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Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).
Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!
by teachmrj June 20, 2019
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milky chance

a german folk/indie rock band consisting of clemens rehbein, philipp dausch, and antonio greger

famous for stolen dance and flashed junk mind
did you just get milky chance's new album? i heard it's real good.
by genericuser3301 November 25, 2019
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la chancla

a Hispanic flip flop that is super painful
allygator got it incorrect BTW its not Latin its Hispanics
hispanic son: imma piss in the sink
hispanic mother: POR QUE TE ORINASTES FREGADERO
hispanic son: what its better to piss in the sink
hispanic mom: HORITA VOY A GARAR LA CHANCLA
hispanic son : MAMA PORFAVOR NO LA CHANCLA NOOOOO
by mexicanfoxnigga March 10, 2021
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"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.
Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
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cancer chancer

One who smokes, and therefore risks contracting cancer.
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