caffinated

To have too much caffeine in your system to a point where you can no longer have proper train of thought.

Jim : "I guesstimated that!"
Karl : "what's guesstimation dude?"
Jim : "It's like guessing and estimating.......I don't know im really caffinated right now!"
Karl : "Take 5 Jim!"

by Kait no eights July 7, 2011

Caffeineing

To fein for have a strong urge for caffeine

Debra: Lets stop by starbucks coffee I am Caffeineing so hard

Lisa: But you just had coffee

Debra: Did I ask you? No now shutup and let me get my dose

by JTATslave1914 October 22, 2011

Cafrobat

A person who will jump through hoops or contort themselves, (literally and figuratively) to get coffee or other caffienated beverage.

Wow Kerry is such a cafrobat when she has no coffee

by chefscott June 18, 2011

Cafetreato

A cup of coffee used as a bribe to make someone (esp. a loved one) get out of bed in the morning

A cafetreato is the only way I get to spend time with Dylan in the morning before work.

by Beaky92 May 11, 2016

Caffeinoisseur

An expert in everything caffeinated. Coffee, tea, soda pop, etc. (See coffeenoisseur).

A caffeinoisseur will be able to taste the difference between green tea from decaf tea..

by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017

Caffeiner

A person who drinks a lot of coffee, probably is addicted to caffeine and hates decaf.

"What? That's your 5th cup.

You are a caffeiner, aren't you?"

by seiju December 25, 2017

Caffetine

caffetine

Drinking a coffee and smoking a fag at the same time

Person 1: what are you doing?

Person 2: getting my caffetine

by K_j_01 April 10, 2018