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california license plate

Also known in California as a tramp stamp. Or target as to where a man would shoot his load.
Damn that bitches tramp stamp is awesome. or Look at the target on her. also known as a california license plate
california license plate by TOUC September 5, 2009

california king

A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. Has a use-and-throw-away-policy regarding women. Primarily from the sunshine state, but they have been known to migrate.
"What an asshole, he's such a california king!"
california king by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

california hot patch 

When sealing a larger hole in sheet rock, one cuts the desired shape to fill the hole and applies a liberal amount of fast drying "hot" mud or plaster to make it stick in the hole.
Hey Dave, that hole is too large for just a little plaster, so fix it faster and stronger with a California Hot Patch.
california hot patch by Houdiniology September 3, 2009

California Log Jam 

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.
After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.

california fish wrap 

an action during sex when a girl takes a shit as she orgasms and the guy shoves his dick into the turd and cums into it
the definition of the california fish wrap tells it all

california bread bowl

when a woman stands on he head and opes her vagina. soup is then pored in and eaten. as though it were a bread bowl
i had some nice clam chowder out of a california bread bowl last night