celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.

So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.

by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014

Steve Clause

Easy way of getting out of something.

"I will if Steve does"
"Damn he pull the Steve Clause again"

by FooBar=true May 25, 2018

Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

by NerdyZombie83 January 6, 2023

clamshake

a large area between a fat chicks tits and her upper thigh, a neverending pussy,

Anne Marie has the largest furry clamshake I have ever seen, she can't walk normally.

by josies pussycat May 12, 2009

Causing Traffic

When you're always beefing with each other and you're causing trouble, it's just like when you're on the road and in your car and people keep beeping their horns and causing traffic. People can't get through and it's a mess. It's just like someone talking about someone, and they argue back, and then someone else jumps in, and then someone else jumps in etc. Their causing traffic, and people can't get out of the mess. They can't get pass, and they can't get over the fact that there's traffic; just like when you're in the car and you just have to deal with it, because there's always traffic happening around the world.

When soo many people come to watch you fight and you start to realize that you're causing a commotion, a.k.a causing traffic. People are purposely being late and all people wanna do is watch, film, and yell world star.

by 0g.CrispyB July 14, 2016

Calusa

Def 1. A tribe of Native Americans that settled in Southwest Florida. No living Calusa survive today.

Def 2. A micronation founded in 2003 in Southwest Florida. Known for its lax policies towards extradition and endangered species.

A: Did you hear what happened to Dave's girlfriend?
B: No, what happened?
A: She went Calusa on him?
B: What does that mean?
A: She disappeared

by Monksrq October 1, 2016

clamsplain

The female version of mansplaining. A woman explaining something condescendingly to a man that they already know.

M: once you mentioned it, I got it haha
M: I'm bad with references XD
F: did you get it? I can clamsplain it to you if you need me to

by sixpointfivetatersoutoftater June 28, 2017