Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)
guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.
Guy2: No . What happened.
guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him
Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.
Guy2: No . What happened.
guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him
Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.
by freespin66 November 24, 2013
Get the Bullocked mug.An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.
A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore
Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore
by keeva February 22, 2008
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what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!
*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)
by manslayer December 21, 2003
Get the Bollocks mug.The connotative meaning, and how I define it, is "bull shit!" "yeah right!" when a woman or man says something that is a lie.
by lovely2011 July 4, 2011
Get the bullcock mug.shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him
drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him
drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it
by andrewm88 October 5, 2006
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Get the bollock porridge mug.An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.
Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.
Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.
Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.
Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
You: That's because they've got DBS.
Someone else: DBS?
Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.
by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009
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