Poon-Bulge

When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.

Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."

Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."

by jayfreshh May 13, 2010

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belgium

Where Dr. Evil came from

"I was adopted by frikkin belgians, eh?"

by Dixie Normus August 6, 2003

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Bulgarian Swan Dive

(2 beds will be needed and spread atleas five feet apart, a hotel would be prefered) During sex have the woman go on the edge of one bed and spread her legs and create a target while the man goes onto the other bed and attempts to dive his penis into the girl. (some practice may be required,)

It took me 15 attempts to do a bulgarian swan dive on my girl last night

by the weinerman November 19, 2010

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Belgium Layer Cake

The act of putting a layer cake between you and a girl and fucking all the layers including her snatch.

Stacy complained all week after I gave her a Belgium Layer Cake because there was cake stuck in her twat.

by ThunderStick June 7, 2007

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booger bulge

The beautiful bulge of a woman's vagina (her booger) that is visible when she wears nothing but panties or a bikini bottom. The booger bulge looks all soft and lovely.

"Hey come look this picture of this chick in her panties... look at that gorgeous booger bulge!"

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"Hurry up, gymnastics is on! We are going to see some incredible booger bulges!"

by tizzle cake February 12, 2010

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