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Bible

A book, containing only sheets of LSD
And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers
by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018
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The Bible

The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.
by Rev_elation April 30, 2008
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Biley

A girl who is in love with Miley Cyrus and finds her completely attractive in a lesbian like way. She is however not a lesbian, only for Miley which could make her Bi, but once again, only for Miley. This makes her Biley. Being Biley means you could just stare at her an become hypnotized as well as being turned on when you listen to her music or even so much as her laugh.
I am so Biley it's not even normal.
by smariek August 28, 2010
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billeigh

a fun, spirited girl who is very curious about the world, and would love to travel someday, she is adventurous and independent, she is a very beautiful girl and can handle anything that comes her way. she will not let anyone bring her down, and when it comes to her own dreams she does not let people get in her way of achieving them. she is a gem, and unique.
guy1: that girl is so spirited!

guy2: yeah thats my billeigh!
by gummybean July 11, 2011
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Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..
My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!
by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014
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Sex Bible

A collection or compendium of information demonstrating a comprehensive knowledge of sexuality.
CaitlainsCorner.com is sex bible.
by AngelaHope September 18, 2006
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The Bible

A book of fairy tales that religous fanatics use as an excuse to breed hate.
Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!
by arizonabay January 6, 2010
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