Beaver Dam

preventing a female from hooking up with another person.

Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.

by Nippyfresh April 15, 2010

Dustin Beeper

The Roadrunner character's real name. His nemesis is named Wile E Coyote

Dustin Beeper is a cool name because it sounds like Justin N Bieber

by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

beavertail

A deep-fried delicacy in the shape of the tail on a beaver; flat.

The complete recipe with photos can be found at http://www.sticksite.com/beavertail/

The Dutch have a traditional recipe called "Oliebollen" ("oil balls") which is very similar but is made by dropping gobs of very thin batter into a deep-fryer.

You can vary the recipe for your beavertail in many ways. I find them VERY nice for lunch.

by StickMaker February 6, 2009

split beaver

much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!

She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.

by kofi May 14, 2003

One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016

is your mom a beaver

Used to describe hot moms, cause DAM! The joke refers to the fact that beavers build dams. High level joke that was not made popular by Spongebob, but rather an internet drug dealer. Any other statement is high level cappery.

Is your mom a beaver? cause DAM!

by eche777 May 9, 2020

beaver bumper

lesbian

"check-out those beaver bumpers in their comfortable shoes."

by Seymour Buttz October 28, 2003