Awkwardive

Some idiot's messed up version of saying the word "operative" leaving the other people involved in the conversation feeling awkward.

Nathan: He's trying to succeed!

Erika: Trying being the awkwardive word.

by erinf1005 March 25, 2010

Awkward and Crumbly

Phrase used to describe a social situation that is especially uncomfortable and strange. Often used to exasperate the situation for added personal humor, or in casual conversation for acquisition of lolz.

I have to go to the bathroom, I have explosive diarrhea and... Well THIS is awkward and crumbly!"

by Well this is awkward... June 14, 2010

awkwardise

to make a situation awkward.

Sophie: I can't believe he said that.
Nicole: He completely awkwardised the situation.

by Blair_W October 30, 2011

Awkward buffer

A person who goes along to a social situation to buffer the awkwardness. Used often when you're trying to get to know someone, but certainly not in the "date" sort of way. Works best if the awkward buffer is a friend of both parties.

Bob: I'm going to meet Maria tonight so we can hang out and get to know each other. Could you come with and be an awkward buffer?

Shelly: Sure! I'm good friends with her, I'll help keep the conversation going :)

by You_don't_know_who_i_is_>:) November 3, 2011

Awkward-Annie

(1) A person who is incredibly awkward in their manner or physical appearance
(2) A person who is not capable of being alone with others without making unnecessary mouth noises, looking up constantly, or crying

Wow, that man was very difficult to start a conversation with, he was definitely an awkward-annie.

That poor limping dog looks almost as awful as an awkward-annie

by student456 August 6, 2012

Awkward Sloth Slap

Just like the awkward salmon, only done with three fingers and done very sloooooooowly.

Sneak up behind someone and yell "Awkward Sloth Slap" Gently place three fingers between the persons legs and move them side to side ever so slightly brushing their inner thighs.

by LTG291 January 10, 2013

awkward octopus

when a person goes in to hug you, and you don't feel comfortable, so you flail your arms and legs and make the moment more awkward.

2 arms + 2 legs + 2 arms + 2 legs = 8 limbs! Thus the octopus

Jimmy tried to hug me today, so I gave him an awkward octopus!

by awkwardpanda March 5, 2013