pool attendant

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

by lovedrunk97 March 10, 2017

internet attention whore

A Whore who wants attention Via Internet.

She/He will say stupid things to get attention.

They will talk about their Depression 24/7
Or talk about killing themselves for no reason.

Tori: Whats wrong?
internet Attention Whore: *rants about depression* And all of that makes me sad
Tori: *tries to help*

Internet Attention whore: Vic Send nudes or ill kill myself i have the rope right here.
Tori: .... Dont hurt yourself
Internet Attention whore: Then send nudes please...

internet Attention whore: So I want to die Because My parents made me break up with someone i love and is forcing me to date this awesomely hot guy instead.
Angel: Ooof :joy:

by Innverted November 21, 2018

bad attendance

Bad attendance is not showing up to school

Fernando never shows up to 0 period, he always has bad attendance

by Relgnnnnnnn November 27, 2018

Aiden Attendance

Da name of a super-caring dude who is permitted to ride along for free (i.e., "companion fare") on a bus or plane because he provides cheerful assistance for a physically/mentally-challenged individual who is also taking said public-transportation service.

If two handicapped people travel together and they each provide necessary assistance to the other (i.e., perhaps one can hear better, and the other has clearer eyesight), could they BOTH ride for free by each of them's claiming to be nicknamed "Aiden Attendance"?

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

keiras attention

Having the one and only keira’s attention. What else could any person ever want?

“I swear I had “keiras attention” today, I felt so lucky.”

by inluvwithviherseldwhichisapers December 27, 2021

Flight attendant

The epitome of quality customer service. What all customer representatives should be like in every realm of business.

The way Jane was treated by the flight attendants was far superior to the "professional service" she received when she called her ISP to cancel her internet plan.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 4, 2023

Stood to attention

Slang term for an erection

Stan was stood to attention as he was looking at the hot girls on the beach

by Andrew213 April 12, 2012