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Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016
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scuffed alarm

person 1: who are you playing with??

person 2: scuffed alarm why?
by p0landspringfan August 22, 2020
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Alarm Button

A metaphorical or literal button that sends you into full panic mode. Whether it's waking you up at an ungodly hour, triggering anxiety in stressful situations, or being the last resort in a crisis—pressing the "alarm button" means it's time to freak out or act fast. Often associated with early mornings, deadlines, and life's unexpected curveballs.
I hit the alarm button when I realized my 50-word essay was due in an hour. I’m such a slow typer!
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
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dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood
Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm
by papi12308432 May 29, 2018
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Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.
“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”
by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011
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