`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{[PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` 

You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.

Bob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` [Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{[PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` by Kugeln March 29, 2019

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

Kinect 2.0 by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

1z2x3c4v5b6n7m8,9.0/qawsedrftgyhujikolp; 

a phenomenon when the human brain is dying of boredom and has already searched up every other combination of symbols it can think of.

you are power beyond compare if can type 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m8,9.0/qawsedrftgyhujikolp; without lifting your fingers of the keyboard in 5 seconds.

1z2x3c4v5b6n7m8,9.0/qawsedrftgyhujikolp; by why did I do this to my self March 10, 2022

2.0 Status 

1. n. When a young boy finally becomes a man and taps some serious ass.

2. adj. A sexually liberated state of existence. Baller.

"Last night at exactly 4:32 am Alex conclusively reached 2.0 Status..."

2.0 Status by Brother Johnny April 8, 2008

Engineering 3.0 

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.

"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"

Engineering 3.0 by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011

Brotherhood 2.0 

With all that goes with Nerdfighteria, by all accounts, this is the only acceptable definition:

Made of awesome

DFTBA!

"where normal people are made of tissues and bones and organs and stuff, nerdfighters are made of awesome"--John Green on Brotherhood 2.0

Brotherhood 2.0 by Noim May 5, 2009

UID 0 

The uber-most super user. UID 0 is the root user of any Unix system. The head honcho, the ghost with the most, the source of all good bits, Jason.

Each user must also have a unique UID (user ID) number. This is an integer between 0 and 32767, although some systems permit numbers up to 65534. In networks using NFS the UID must be unique across the network, as well as being attached to the same username and person. UID numbers are conventionally assigned to human users beginning with 100. Numbers less than 100 are reserved for system accounts. Some UID numbers are assigned to system accounts during the installation of the operating system. What numbers are assigned to what accounts will vary between types of Unix. Some typical system accounts and UID's are listed below.

* UID 0 root
* UID 1 daemon
* UID 2 bin

UID 0 by garbage May 21, 2008