The act of inserting one's toe into an unsuspecting vagina to which the female quickly clinches causing the inserter to fight to get their toe back out.
How did Gabe break his toe this weekend?
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
He broke it in that soccer girl's vagina.
I warned him about trying to Pollock Toe Lock an athlete.
by Txspike October 7, 2011
Get the pollock toe lock mug.Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members
by Hojoh October 30, 2006
Get the lip lock on the love muscle mug.When you either:
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
I was lying on my bed on my stomach the other day in my skinny jeans, complaining to my older sister about how much I needed to go piss, but I couldn't be bothered. She laughed and suddenly jumped onto my back, giving me a jock lock wedgie and tugging up at the front a little too for effect. While I was struggling she tied my hands out in front of me and then left me. She came back ten minutes later and found me lying in a puddle of my own pee - I have never been so embarassed!
by AnomA100 July 20, 2008
Get the Jock Lock Wedgie mug.A key that can be as little as 7/16'ths of an inch away from the mighty "A" key, yet, many do not know how to find it when their letters are in ALL CAPS.
I can't give a proper example, because if I try, then UrbanDictionary says:
We found an error in your definition.
* Example is written in all caps
We found an error in your definition.
* Example is written in all caps
by Kenthar April 6, 2004
Get the caps lock mug.A useless person who's there but nobody's know what this guy doing but still have a place in your life.
Me : My roommate is so lame .. I see him everyday but he's doing nothing all day long ... He's so ... uhhh ..
Friend : Scroll Lock ?
Me : Yup !!
Friend : Scroll Lock ?
Me : Yup !!
by tisarge tramblé December 7, 2011
Get the Scroll Lock mug.1. When a girl takes one hand and puts it between her legs from the front and takes the other hand and puts it between her legs from the back and then proceeds to masterbate.
2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.
2. A man, or another woman, can also do this same procedure as a form of foreplay.
by FILTH78 July 20, 2010
Get the Land-lock mug.Caps lock abuse is just randomly typing in capital letters. This is no just using caps lock for important information, like:
WARNING: IF YOU CLICK THIS YOU WILL DIE.
That makes at least some sense. Caps lock abuse is more just rambeling nonsense that people use just to:
A. piss people off.
B. draw attention to themselves.
Sometimes, these people are just idiots that can't figure out how to get the caps lock thing off. Or maybe they just like typing in caps.
WARNING: IF YOU CLICK THIS YOU WILL DIE.
That makes at least some sense. Caps lock abuse is more just rambeling nonsense that people use just to:
A. piss people off.
B. draw attention to themselves.
Sometimes, these people are just idiots that can't figure out how to get the caps lock thing off. Or maybe they just like typing in caps.
mrszjojonasz: HII MY NAME IISZ BAWB LOL UM I LIKE CHOCOLATE AND PONIIESZ AND THE JONAS BROTHERSZZZZ
theycallmeme: Get your hand off the caps lock button.
mrszjojonasz: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
theycallmeme: You are an example of caps lock abuse. Goodbye.
-logs off-
theycallmeme: Get your hand off the caps lock button.
mrszjojonasz: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
theycallmeme: You are an example of caps lock abuse. Goodbye.
-logs off-
by Emzayyy October 31, 2009
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