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He got The zoomies

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024
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The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.
My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.
by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022
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zoomies

After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.
Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."
by shane hates cops July 31, 2021
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zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars
So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?
by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022
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Zoomies

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"

It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour
"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."

"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."
by Don Palabros February 4, 2025
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zoomies

Refers to when cats/dogs/ppl with adhd get a sudden burst of energy and feel the need to do laps around the room/roll around on the floor frantically
Milo had the zoomies but now he’s all tuckered out.
by urnansellsbathwater April 11, 2023
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zoomie

noun. (plural - zoomies) Students who attend class remotely alongside other students in person. Derived from students using Zoom from home to follow in-classroom instruction and lectures with video/audio. Synonym: Remote students. Became popular during the covid-19 pandemic among grade school educators in 2020-2021.
The zoomies can be difficult to monitor and keep on task; they are not in the classroom, so the teacher now has two "rooms" to watch (the Zoom gallery view and the physical classroom).
by PanditaTeacha June 9, 2021
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