zooted outta my socks

so fucked up that you can barely walk and talk. all you can think about is how fucked up you are. you are more than just zooted, more than high or drunk, you are zooted outta your socks

bro. i am zooted outta my socks. i’m so fucked up.

by Your #1 vaper February 5, 2019

Zoat

Zestiest of all time

Blud is so zesty, he’s literally the zoat

by Anonymous2327 July 10, 2023

dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.

DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.

by Alex Danish April 21, 2018

crack zooted

to be so f**ked up (by a illegal drug) that you cant see straight and have a incredible urge to dance

Me and my friends walked around staten island crack zooted after smoking that 20 piece

by Lil Chino January 4, 2009

zooted

Being so high that you forget your own name.

Dude, I am just zooted.

by Pro-v July 26, 2009

Toledo ZooTeen

Pretty cool people who act like creepers most the time. But volunteer a lot with education, conservation, community service, and other random things at the Toledo Zoo and some off grounds places. Again, their pretty cool kids(:

"I wanna be a Toledo ZooTeen?"
"Why?"
"'Cause their the coolest kids in town."

by ZooTeen 4 Ever((: January 2, 2010

Zooted

Zooted: Straight fucked up after doing any certain drug

Kaylin: What's good?

Josh: Sheeeit girl... You know I'm just Zooted.

Kaylin: Nigga, your walways Zooted.

Josh: YOUR ALWAYS ZOOTED TOO!

by Joneski151 May 28, 2012