zander

The best person in the world 🙄✋

Omg Zander call me 🤪

by lavai February 5, 2021

Zander

The most amazing guy in the world. He's sweet, funny, listens to you, and is a loveable person. He has gorgeous hair and beautiful eyes. Zander has a beautiful personality too. He's also the most amazing boyfriend. If you ever get in a relationship (friend or boyfriend and girlfriend wise) with a Zander, don't ruin it.

Girl 1- Look at Zander! He looks hot today.
Girl 2- *walks up* Back off he's taken.

by OoferGang13 January 2, 2019

zinger

1. A witty comment.
2. To make love to an electrical outlet.

I think captain pete is a little crusty from that last zinger.

by T-meister May 5, 2004

Zender Bending

Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.

JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.

by Zane Jensen January 31, 2009

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

rizza and zinger

When two people love each other very much but can't bring themselves to tell others or each other.

SECRET LOVE <3
"oh they're so a rizza and zinger"
"ikr, everyones knows they like each other but they wont admit it"

by Jkaps November 26, 2013

Zander

Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.

"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."

by onefruitfulbastard November 25, 2018