A Zalando is a free-spirited soul who doesn't follow any rules or trends. It creates them. They are likely to ignore any kind of dressing code 'cause, hey, nobody is telling them what to wear—clothes and makeup are their own powerful way through self-expression. A Zalando doesn't care if anyone thinks the colors of their clothes don't match or if a fluffy orange jacket is waaay too much. If they love it, they'll wear it! A Zalando has a huge community of friends from all walks of life and every corner of the world that share the same love for fashion and inspire each other.
"Hey Mom, can I be a Zalando when I grow up?"
"Nobody does style like a Zalando."
"Trust me, I recognize a Zalando when I see one."
"Look at that orange look! No one wears orange like a Zalando."
"Nobody does style like a Zalando."
"Trust me, I recognize a Zalando when I see one."
"Look at that orange look! No one wears orange like a Zalando."
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Life of the party!!! Zaland's speaking skills will forever be unmatched, he can convince anyone of anything.
Someone who you can go to when you need advice, assistance, or just a good laugh.
As you spend time with Zaland, you will pick up on his kind actions for those around him. Always trying to make sure no one feels sad, left out or annoyed.
Although Zaland can be out-going and loud at times, he knows when to sit quiet and listen. If you have any questions, go to Zaland, he'll give you one, although his answer may be quite lengthy.. I'm talking hours...
Someone who you can go to when you need advice, assistance, or just a good laugh.
As you spend time with Zaland, you will pick up on his kind actions for those around him. Always trying to make sure no one feels sad, left out or annoyed.
Although Zaland can be out-going and loud at times, he knows when to sit quiet and listen. If you have any questions, go to Zaland, he'll give you one, although his answer may be quite lengthy.. I'm talking hours...
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