wettin

1. puttin a nigga on the business end of a drug deal.
2. straight lettin shells drop on that nigga that owes you money fo like a minute.

I be wettin niggas like my dick does hoes.

by Milky Deez Nutz April 4, 2005

seat wetting

Seat wetting refers specifically to when a couple go parking but don't go all the way, but she gets so into the petting that she leaves a wet patch on the car seat. Specifically, for it to be 'seat wetting' it has to occur in a car.

"There's no use getting into heavy petting, it only leads to trouble and seat wetting."

by JimmyBoJones July 14, 2018

WTTI

Acronym for "Welcome To The Internet"
Used when someone is new to the internet, or just joined an online conversation.

*Brit has joined the conversation*
Ricky says: Welcome to the internet
Bill says: WTTI

by Xanderrrrrr April 21, 2009

witticism

A witty remark

"That MC was dropping witticisms like whoa."

by JD May 31, 2003

Wetticus

A female being aroused so much that they are wet.

Jada, why are you so wetticus?

by ClitorisRex July 13, 2017

Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration”
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”

by Worst of the best August 28, 2019

Wettie

A wettie is short for having a wet dream

Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring

by Mizzy_CGK July 6, 2020