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South Windsor

A medium sized suburban town located near Hartford that everyone complains about when really it's not such a bad place. It's just you fuckers who keep complaining about it and making it a worse place by being the trouble you're fucking whining about. Also everyone is a wigger.
yo niqqa dis town suks cant wait 2 get out of south windsor im only 13 tho

Shut the fuck up you make me cringe.
by CosmosisJones May 18, 2011
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windshield hickey

The round suction cup mark that a gps leaves on the inside of the windshield.
I let Helen borrow my car for her trip to New Jersey and the little bitch left me with a windshield hickey.
by DrPhil August 4, 2011
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lost in windsor

Lost in Windsor is a northern NJ band. Their name used to be Tragic Hero but after some naming write infringements the band had to change their name. The story goes, while on a road trip the band got lost and wound up in a town called Windsor. The rest is history
Good band to none the less
Dude, I saw Lost in Windsor last night. They were awsome
by tarsun October 17, 2007
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bugs on the windshield

The residue that remains in your teeth during or after eating a meal. Often most pronounced when a piece of lettuce or spinach gets stuck in your teeth after consuming a salad.
Yo Dude, you've got some bugs on the windshield. You may want to get a toothpick or floss to clean up a bit before talking to anyone else.
by Coop's Dad August 29, 2007
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Windshield Cowboy

Someone who pretends to be a horse-riding cowboy, but who actually is more at home behind the wheel of a Jeep.
President Bush may like to be seen as a swaggering cowboy, but former Mexican President Vicente Fox thinks George W. is anything but. Appearing on CNN's Larry King Live, Fox explained why he referred to Bush as a "windshield cowboy" in his new book. Said Fox: "He drives very well. But I don't think he rides horses very well."
by David Benton February 14, 2008
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West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North

A high school full of ginders in Plainsboro, New Jersey. Everyone expects you to have a 4.0 gpa and they have a sign saying "Academics outweighs Athletics" in the goddamn gym. but at least its better than South, cause we have walls.
Dude: What school do you go to?
Other Dude: West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North
Dude: Oh that place full of ginders?
Other dude: ya bro, at least I don't go to South
by gindergang March 11, 2019
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Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.
"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"
by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010
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