hibernating woodlock 

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

hibernating woodlock by ratwrap February 13, 2023

Woodlock 

A great Irish family of Anglo-Norman decent.Concentrated in Counties Tipperary(Thurles,Fethard), Dublin and in the north of the country.Other menbers of this family live in Britain,USA,Canada and Australia having emigrated from Ireland down through the years.

John Woodlock (Thurles)

Woodlock by John Woodlock July 24, 2004

woolcock 

someone who puts there cock up their bellybutton and gets bellybutton fluff on it

Bob: "man i just got a woolcock"
Brian: "that serves you right for not washing your bellybutton"

woolcock by Fluffy Finkle September 9, 2009

woodcocking 

The act of inserting an erect penis into ones mouth in an effort to shut them up.

I have been woodcocking people for so long it has become a regular occurrence.

Oh shit you just got woodcocked!

woodcocking by G-vegas December 10, 2007

Woodcocked 

A simple, dumb, unintelligent man, that is clueless to Mostly everything including himself. Nearly killing himself and others on a regular basis and has gotten by in life on sure luck.

I was just woodcocked and cooped at the same time.

Woodcocked by Mr Magoe May 16, 2019

Joe Woolcock

Joe Woolcock is an amazing, hot, sexy, funny guy. Usually with a big penis.

"That guy is so hot!"
"Yeah, thats Joe Woolcock."

Joe Woolcock by vds nmm bk April 10, 2013

Woodlock 

The act of having a viagra stiffy for longer than 4-6 hours.

The man called the doctor after experiencing a bad case of woodlock all night long.

Woodlock by Meadowwww June 14, 2010