Wonky Tub

To cum in a partners belly button

Brandon? Oh he filled a whole wonky tub. What a legend.

by The alligator cooker February 9, 2015

wonkamax

To dress in an exquisite, Willy Wonka type attire.

Dude is out here Wonkamaxxing in this fit, preposterous

by arrhy August 19, 2023

Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010

The willy wonka

verb; paying 5 or more midgets, or smaller people, to be covered in chocolate ( preferable hershys ), while they gangbang an unsuspecting friend.

I finally got back at mary, i gave her the good old The Willy Wonka, and caught it all on tape.
Damned bitch never saw it coming.

by ironicall aint it November 28, 2007

Chili Wonka

The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.

Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.

Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.

by Dankerman January 7, 2013

Wookalar

type of animal with a snout-like nose that appears to walk both on all four feet and on its hind legs.

If you go into the woods, look out for the Wookalar!!

by Buddy Nicholas Sprocket January 30, 2009

Wook

A term of endearment in the festival community, but also an insult. The word "wook" has been used ironically so many times, that it has replaced the word "hippy." The word is popularly used in memes. These resilient creatures can go days without food and they drink bottled water that has been left out in the sun for four days.

You haven't showered in three days? You fucking wook.

I met this wook chick at a Festival and she was brushing her teeth with her dreads.

This wook traded me a cool rock for a cigarette.

by anonymous October 17, 2020