wonka machine

When a slutty ass girl is blowing one man and is also is jerking one off in each hand. So 3 guys and one girl causing her to ski poles and neck in a fashion that resembles and crazy ass candy machine from Willy Wonka. When over they never speak to that hood rat again.

At the party last night Britany totally wonka machined those three guys over there. What a freak.

by Pimpski, Grizzz, Stovetop February 17, 2007

Wonkadonk

Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)

I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!

by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015

Willy Wonka

The guy who will make your girl cream filled.

Willy Wonka inserted his willy and filled my girl with hot cream!

by bonziwolf April 19, 2018

wanktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"ooh thats a wanktasic set of tits!"

by Tom Jones June 1, 2003

Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.

"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"

by Aleator September 7, 2006

Woktail

A combination of alcoholic beverages and orange juice in a wok. It is a cocktail contained within a wok to allow for greater volumes of alcohol. A good woktail will consist largely of smirnoff vodka (1/2 ltr approx) with at least 3 differnt largers, 2 further spirits and wine mixed in. Fill remaining wok space with orange juice and enjoy.

What we gonna do with all this vodka n shit? Woktail!

by jizmo May 25, 2007

wonka-zonka

go for it cuz life is short and partying is rad

"Uh-oh, I wanted to drink this milk but it expired three days ago" "Hey man, wonka-zonka!"

by wonkazonkadude6969 September 13, 2012