Two Wongs don't make a White 

Also : Too Rongs don't make a Write, Two Wongs don't make a Wright, Two Wongs don't make a rice, etc.
This is a stereotypical+thick Asian accent of the sentence "Two wrongs don't make a white".

Two Wongs don't make a White, because they have Wong as their surname.
If the baby is of White family, it means the baby is not theirs. Full stop.

Two Wongs don't make a White by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022

Whongus 

A whongus is a dick or penis.

"I swear to god his whongus was like 4 inches long."

Whongus by Smacky March 21, 2005

Wongster 

A Wongster is one who dedicates himself and his life to physics while having major depression (daily pills), being adopted, and being disappointed in your own students. A Wongster would make physics references during intercourse, i.e "What is the velocity of my penis?" "The answer would be 0 since the definition of velocity is d2-d1/t, include vectors"

Hey Aidan, would you like to be a Wongster today?
All you talk about is physics, stop being such a Wongster.

Wongster by anti-wongster October 7, 2021

Wangus Khan

Genghis' long lost twin. Ghengis wiped him from all historical texts.

Wangus Khan smokes weinerburgers.

Wangus Khan by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005

Van Wangus

One who drives riced out mommy van,puts exhaust and rims on it. Including neon lighting and subwoofers inside a mommy van. And has a handicap sign on the lisence plate. He also resembles Beetle juice from the Howard Stern show

"HEY look there goes Van Wangus!!!!!"

Van Wangus by Brownie April 20, 2004

Wonpus 

-A homophobe that's secretly gay
-A walrus looking ass terf

J.K Rowling is a wonpus

Wonpus by Shadow 2005 June 12, 2020

The Wongster 

The one and only true God.

I was an atheist, until I met the power of The Wongster

The Wongster by Wongster'sSlave#1321321312 June 13, 2013