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wilfred warfstache

The alter-ego of Markiplier, and he takes no shit from anyone.
"I'm Wilfred warfstache and I TAKE NO SHIT FROM NO ONE!!!"
by Alcain Thomas July 23, 2016
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Wilfred

is a very reflective person, tends to treat you the way you treat him. A team player and a person who knows how to fix things. He's no genius but everyone thinks he knows everything.
Hey Wilfred, are you a God?
by Hoomanoid November 22, 2021
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oprah winfrey

Seems to be the god of america, legends and echos in the media and movies...jokes we english do not get. also has not touched australia. Her show seems to be comparable to doc phil or jerry springer and other philostein TV. America's love affair with talk shows with no real point continues....apparently she does clothes and sings now too but we brits know nothing of it!
(charles): I loved that moviue but I didnt get the joke with the black woman

(hank) boy howdy. that was oprah winfrey you limey, lord of amrica.

(charles) I see...
by Marcus Ditzel September 24, 2006
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Wilfred

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You Wilfred, You
by You you you June 26, 2021
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Wilfred

A.K.A - Lord of the timebox. He is likened to a pit bull, refusing to bow to PM's who he despises like rain in the middle of summer.

He enjoys asking people to update liquidplanner and enjoys Guinness
Wilfred: HAVE YOU UPDATED LIQUIDPLANNER?
PM: FFS Wilfred, I haven't had time.
Wilfred: Shame on you!
by electricman123 September 26, 2018
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Opera Winfrey

Goddess of America and Cheeseburgers, her worshippers normally consist of Women in the age group of 40+ and confused teenage boys and girls. Opera controls all of America, she has more power than the Senate, House of Representatives, and President, the world buys what she tells them too and would kill for her, only if she says it's good for anti-aging or health though. One example of this is the sudden popularity of Skype and The Container Store in the world and also the sudden loss of support for Puppy mills. Opera also loves food.

Many mothers have painted images of Opera with the words "Obey" following on their children's ceilings to remind them who their true God is. Opera will reign forever and when she dies a Robot will be made that resembles her that will continue her legacy, for Opera shall never die.
Older Woman 1: Did hear about the picture of Opera that got on the web?

Older Woman 2: Yes, she was ROFLEWing, three people saw it, they laughed and instantly died.

Older Woman 1: HAIL OPERA WINFREY!
by Tyler Tomasexy May 5, 2009
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oprah winfrey

Great big fat blackassed heifer who is getting pretty old and obsolete like that dork Phil Donahue whom she replaced.
Oprah on! Oprah on! Oprah Oprah Oprah on! The Oprah Winfrey Show flat out ON!!!
by Candice G. May 19, 2007
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