whiffgoblin

a whiffgoblin is a man who loves whiff inside is anal canal.

"that cunt is such a whiffgoblin, he wanted me to whiff inside him,"

by ratzie December 18, 2020

ghost whiff

To get a brief whiff of something that was never there.

I was sitting at my desk and I could swear that I smelled french fries -- must have been a ghost whiff.

Me: "I smell french fries, who's got 'em?"
Co-Worker: "Nah, no fries here man."
Me: "Really?!"
Co-Worker: "Yup. Really. Must have been a ghost whiff".

by TheTwoLeggedHorse March 17, 2014

shit whift

The nauseating whiff of shit smell wafting from the restroom as the door swings open and closed.

After Matt left the restroom, I nearly puked in my chowder from the shit whift.

by Chedwardo January 15, 2018

Whiff Factor

When judging women on different scales of 1 to 10, the whiff factor is a pass/fail. The whiff factor deals with the vaginal fragrance. A fail of the whiff factor negates any other qualities. A necessary test on girls from Wisconsin.

"Dude, that girl was hot! Why'd you let her go?"

"She failed the whiff factor, I'm not touching that with Lundberg's dick!"

by ATMofMN March 11, 2010

blind sausage whiff

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.

As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate

by rayofson July 15, 2022

whiff

In fighting games:

The act of performing a move that fails to connect with the opponent, whether it be on hit or on block.

After I whiffed a random d/f+2 against that Paul player, he hit me with a Deathfist and took a third of my lifebar.

by 133mhz January 18, 2006

Whiffle Dust

The microscopic particles of poo dust created when farting. It is actually these airbourne bits of turd that carry the tender scent and sometimes even the subtle taste of shart through the air and to your senses to enjoy.

Laughing heartily at Earl's huge fart I accidentally received a dank and grimy mouthful of whiffle dust. It was then that I realized Earl had boiled eggs for breakfast.

by eetadeek August 19, 2009