webstalking

Using web-based resources such as search engines and online databases to locate, trace, track, or monitor other individuals.

By webstalking my friend from high school, he was able to find her current address, the name and place of business of her husband, part of her social security number, and the schools to which all of her kids belong. I also found numerous photos from throughout the years through webstalking.

by Ms. R-P July 5, 2008

Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.

Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.

by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010

Goldberg Website

n. A website that is deliberately designed to use too many computer resources to do a simple task, usually causing browser crashes and freezes.

Named after Rube Goldberg's "Goldberg Machines."

Man, my browser has spent most of its time locked up ever since YouTube became a Goldberg Website.

by The Ceej February 16, 2013

merriam-webstraculate

The act of spouting off technical terms out of fear when one is caught in a lie of a scholarly nature.

The senator,after being called out for not knowing the details of a proposed law, began to merriam-webstraculate to conceal his complete ignorance.

by killercut20 January 15, 2018

Wolf Webster

A wizard 101 character, who fights and saves his kingdom

Hand over thou rations “Wolf Webster”

by Slrky February 11, 2022

Fall Back Website

Whenever you're on a website you probably shouldn't be on or are embarrassed to be on and have another normal website tabbed.

Ginny was watching female porn on her computer while her roommate was out, but had MySpace tabbed for her fall back website in case her roommate came in unexpectedly.

by ClosetBisexual May 21, 2009

The Nikki Webster

A sexual ritual where one individual (the Strawberry) faces ass out on the bed with pink lipstick around the anus and has googly eyes on each butt cheek. During this sacred ritual you must play the song "Strawberry Kisses" and shake your ass accordingly. The other party will then partake in a light kissing of the asslips while the Strawberry honks on their crack pipe.

My baby surprised me with the Nikki Webster tonight, it was so sweet.

by Pound of Pleasure September 1, 2018