Wat.

A word used to either cover up something, or used in utter shock.

Me in fangirl mode: Ohmaigawd, so last night, I had a wet dream about Andy Biersack!
Friend: Wat.
Me: Wat.

by BANGmeTANBOYS March 12, 2015

Wats^

Whats Up, term used in instant messages

:Yo, wats ^
:Nun u?
:nun

by ThE-G-Man July 24, 2003

WAT

Word used as an exclamation of utter confusion, or as an expression of shock at a story/image/whatever.

'Wut' is also acceptable, although it is more commonly used by pot smokers when they don't know what the fuck is going on

Guy #1- '...and then she pooped it all out'

Guy #2- 'WAT'

by Eddoblah August 17, 2011

wat ^

same thing as saying whats up

boy: hey wat ^???
other person: nothing realy... u???

by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007

Wat

The thing you say when you don't know what just happened.

Ronda: Did you see that fine dime
Bill: Wat!?

by Couple Comas April 11, 2017

WAT

Wet ass toe

She was sucking my toes and now i have a wat.

(Wet ass toe)

by Not the toe sucker September 14, 2022

Wat

The most annoying way for lazy people and 11 year old British kids to say what.

Simon: Would you like a dictionary?
Lewis: A wat?
Simon: *ahem* A slap to the face?

by Vincent the cressant March 30, 2011