wasabi

When a chick has such a dirty vagina that it severely burns your dick for weeks.
Or when you have such ruff sex without lube causing burns.

That chick had such a wasabi vagina my dick is still burning after more than a week!

by N Bern November 14, 2012

wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.

I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.

by Bo Regard March 21, 2009

King Wasabi

The common miss pronunciation of Kemosabe. Kemosabe is a term of endearment from a character in The Lone Ranger.

Are you going to be ok King Wasabi?

Really supposed to be...

Are you ok Kemosabe?

by The real Wasabi October 6, 2019

Wasabi Nigger

A Japanese Black Person

We went to a Japanese steakhouse and our waiter was a wasabi nigger.

by Harold Fitzpatrick November 6, 2010

wasabi enema

a bad idea.

wasabi enemas hurt

by blistered colon April 9, 2010

Wasabi Effect

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.

Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."

by tristanx February 6, 2010

Bareback Wasabi

The act of performing a reverse enema directly into the anus with copious amounts of wasabi, then proceeding to have raw sex while using the wasabi as a lubricant.

Bro! My sinuses are so clear…Micah and I performed a Bareback wasabi an hour ago..

by daddys dad June 30, 2021