Wankumentary

A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.

Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"

Man 2 : "Errr....no"

by MillsyKafer March 22, 2009

Walkerdenism

A hereditary disease that affects the Walkerden family.
Symptoms may be similar or more severe:
Mental retardation
Autism
Dyslexia
Slowness
Diabetus
Explosive diarrhea (waterfalls)

Lez: "Did you really take 100k pack over Flashback Pedro?"
Brock: "Yeah"
Matt: "Fuck you have walkerdenism"

by M?th Is Fun January 24, 2019

wonderment

Awe, wonder and amazement.

As I was bending over my printer, in my mini skirt, I was in wonderment of when he would take me next.

by Holly Backwards March 27, 2008

Wankered

to be really pissed or stoned - basically off your face.

You should see www.wankered.com it's quality

by mengelay July 25, 2003

hankerin for some wankerin

an urge to jerk off

seeing my cousin's sweet bouncing boobies gave me a hankerin for some wankerin

by pickles mcdoody April 2, 2010

wankerserfdom

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.

Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.

by Knowable December 15, 2008

Wankerette

A female Wanker or a place to go and get your knob cleaned

"She really pissed me off she is a right Wankerette!!"

"What a night! I think I better visit the Wankerette today"

by Gadget69 February 4, 2010