hankerin for some wankerin

an urge to jerk off

seeing my cousin's sweet bouncing boobies gave me a hankerin for some wankerin

by pickles mcdoody April 2, 2010

Wankorium

The room of the house for perusal of internet nastiness (preferably with a locking door) where one may "release some swimmers"

Whilst Charles referred to it as his office his Selena knew it as the wankorium.

by Chatsworth Red July 27, 2012

wankerism

political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!

''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''

by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015

wankerish

to be like a dick...........

he was being wankerish last night in bed

by gbfha August 12, 2005

Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

wankerina

A female wanker.

Stephanie is such a wankerina.
Wouldn't she be a wanker?
But she's female.
Ah. Makes sense.

by t6ftoisnotdead July 5, 2023