wanorexic

wannabe+anorexic

girls who just drink diet soda and bites of salad in front of guys and their friends, but as soon as the get home they proceed pig out.
they give off the impression that they are anorexic, but are actually faking it.

Emily: Why did Melanie only eat three bites of apple for lunch today?
Jackie: Who knows, maybe she's trying out the whole wanorexic thing

by Hefty_Fine April 27, 2007

wadjob

Background: This word was developed one late night at university of illinois hendrick house in the mid 90s. I was playing scrabble with the local dorm skank. On the skank theme, I created this word which refers to any sexual function that provides a release of the wad which is typically male or female semen. Examples of jobs that help create this wad would be a handjob or blowjob.

Bill just got a great wadjob that left a stain on his pants from Monica.

by Shawn Sadd May 11, 2008

Wicked wango card

A card that determines if you go higher or lower. From Friends.

A Wicked Wango Card determines if you go higher or lower.

by Thaddian June 24, 2014

Wandoed

Local saying which originated in the Brimington area of Chesterfield, which means to get abosulety shit faced.

I’m gonna get absolutely fucking wandoed tonight

by TheLordB April 14, 2019

Wanlodica

The wanlodica is an instrument invented by Wan Lo in La Salle College. Wan Lo is a guy who has only three strips of hair and he is over fifty years old. The wanlodica has thirty-seven keys and it is a keyboard linked with a pipe. You have to blow with the pipe to make sounds.

Wan Lo," OK class, please bring your wanlodica and come with me to the music room

by I hate you 3000 October 30, 2019

Wagjob

The wagjob is considered to be the most intense, painful, and utterly gayest and most homoerotic form of sex, ever. It involves eight condoms, six dicks, three plastic bags, a towel and a stork. Only performed by the gayest possible men on earth. The wagjob has only been performed one time in history, and even then, three of the participants as well as the stork died. It is essentially, completely fucked up.

Gangsta: Ay man, those gay dudes are having a wagjob!
Balla: Shit, thats fuckin gay as fuck man.
Gangsta: Damn dude! One of em just died!
Balla: Gay ass fags, check his wallet for cash.
Gangsta: Aight..

by cdogg23 November 9, 2007

wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee

man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.

by jason October 23, 2004