Wallflower

when a person squats against a wall and shits in such a fashion that the feces slide down the wall and come to rest slumping between the wall and floor like a rag doll.

Geoff left a big stinky wallflower at the white house after President Obama's inauguration speech.

by BEST ACID TRIP EVER! December 23, 2012

Wallflowering

Decorating ones wall with frail emo children in a decorative manner.

X: hey what are you doing tonight?
Y: I was thinking about going out to find some wallflowers so I can do some wallflowering tonight. Wanna help?
X: no, I'm good.

by Sq33k December 7, 2010

wallflower

That person at a party who dosn't talk to anyone or anything, (s)he just stands there, watching, being antisocial.

Look at her, she is SUCH a wallflower.

by justyournormalunnicorn April 23, 2016

Wallflower

Bright ass flower

Millennial-"Wow! Look at that bright ass flower."

Boomer-"Actually that's a wallflower"

Millennial-"Ok bommer."

by WyattTheFaggot January 4, 2020

wallflower

A guy/girl in the mostly early teens, that attend music shows (mostly Hardcore) and do not engage in any hardcore dancing or get into the show at all. Most of them find a remote place in the venue with a group of there friends and wont go to witness the band at all. Are usually criticized by other people attending the show for paying to sit in the corner.

dude, fuck them wallflowers back there. Why would you even come here if your going to be like that!?

by big black dude April 12, 2006

Avenging Wallflower

Primarily, a basic wallflower who displays a general persona of demure incapability, but is in fact, one of great physical and technical prowess. Generally possess' a vast amount of unheralded, unseen power and go out of their way to be meek and unassuming, at least until a dramatic confrontation of any kind occurs in their vicinity. Whenever any sort of oppressive or aggressive humans (Bullies, jerks, thugs, etc.) are near by and active, they will feel an unholy compulsion to leap into action, screaming and laying waste to all who oppose them with their incredible skills, simply to interfere in the situation and thereby feel that they've done something significant. After they have annihilated any and all participants, they will return to their previous passive state.

Don't beat on Mike; He looks like a nerd, but I hear he's, like, an avenging wallflower.

by Raphe and Erik Wojik November 10, 2008

Crusty Wallflower

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.

Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.

by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 29, 2023