wasted wank 

When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited

I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank

wasted wank by Djc2508 January 16, 2014

Municipal Wasted 

Under the influence alcohol to an ridiculous degree.

Tony: "TGIF!"
Ryan: "HELL YEAH TGIF ITS TIME TO GET MUNICIPAL WASTED!"

Municipal Wasted by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

hollywood wasted 

Getting beyond your average getting wasted night. Its Having a party night like lindsay lohan would. No rules for the night or restrictions.

Let's get hollywood wasted tonight!

hollywood wasted by jester stole the kings crown March 29, 2013

Faye Wasted 

The most any person can ever be wasted.

there are 4 types of wasted:

Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you think a kebab is a good idea.

White Girl Wasted: when you have had too much to drink and you have sex with anyone who talks to you.

Lindsay Lohan Wasted: When you use your vagina to break the ice and you are so wasted that you no longer speak your own language.

Faye Wasted: Words can not describe the state of this wasted 5 parts wine, 3 parts spirit and 4 part beer is the key to not remembering who you are, where you are or how to control your bladder.

oh man did you see the state of my man last night ? he was Faye Wasted man ! aint no coming back from that !

Faye Wasted by d34n87 October 24, 2015

Politis Wasted

when blood alcohol content is greater than 0.10
Extreme levels of politis intoxication can lead to projectile vomitting, hitting the folks, and jamming to your spirit animal, Lil Uzi

Yo in Montreal I'm gonna get Politis WASTED!

Politis Wasted by HennyGang January 24, 2017

Tranica wasted 

When you are beyond white girl wasted and you have the bobble head going. Also slumps over in seats. Needs help walking. No clue about her surroundings. No self control and passes out everywhere. Forgets where she lives...... habitually

Are you tranica wasted?

Tranica wasted by Jer2078711 August 21, 2017

Naked Wasted

You will not know it when it happens but everyone else will. Drinking to the point of nudity.

Amanda called and said lets get naked wasted.

Naked Wasted by moanany January 24, 2009