waddlepotamus 

a fatass roommate that eats your food, leaves dirty dishes everywhere, uses all of your stuff and has none of their own, has loud sex with their ugly life partner at 4 in the morning, and in general is hugely obnoxious (or just plain huge)

I feel bad for Heidi, having to share a bathroom with that waddlepotamus Jamie.

waddlepotamus by Zoobles February 22, 2009

waffleocity

The method used to measure the wafflieness of your waffles. If you go to IHOP and the waffles aren't wafflie enough, you must inform them of the lack of waffleocity in the waffles that you have been served.

"Excuse me, waitress?"
"Yes?"
"These waffles aren't quite adequate in waffleocity."
"I beg your pardon?"

waffleocity by cowsgomoo212 April 12, 2010

Wafflestomped 

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.

Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!

or

Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!

Wafflestomped by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006

wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

wafflestomper by Spencer April 8, 2005

The WaffleCopter 

When a girl is on her knees and you spin in a circle while cock smacking her!

My gf was being a twat so I wafflecoptered that ho! Crank that wafflecopter! Oh yeah the wafflecopter!

The WaffleCopter by matt-becker April 4, 2009

wafflestep 

The euphoria experienced by eating waffles and listening to dubstep at the same time.

Face most commonly experienced during wafflestepping: O.O

"Sorry dude, im gonna go home and wafflestep after school"
"Dont bother him, he's wafflestepping"

wafflestep by waffles and dubstep September 9, 2012

Wafflestomp 

The process of taking a shit in the shower and stomping it down the drain. The result are little holes like the ones in waffles

James: I just Wafflestomped dude. Up high
Michael: dude what the fuck

Wafflestomp by Gilboiiii June 22, 2019