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turn a vase

I'll be there i five .. Just have to turn a vase first
by repsakcb August 19, 2010
mugGet the turn a vasemug.

get a vase

To go to your 'rents alcohol cabinet and get hard liquor.
I'm gonna go get a vase for my flowers.
Watch me, while I go get a vase.
by me June 15, 2004
mugGet the get a vasemug.
Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.
If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.
by irish_luvr April 20, 2009
mugGet the Think of my vagina as a vasemug.

vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?
Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020
mugGet the vasemug.

vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?
Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!
by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020
mugGet the vasemug.

break that vase

to fuck a women with an vase like body structure.
"Man I met this bitch last night, and i just had to break that vase"
by Yuung Draco February 28, 2017
mugGet the break that vasemug.

vase anal

when a male shoves a glass vase bigger then his entry of its anus and the vase shatters.
man that dude ricky got that vase anal
by yournotfine32843 May 9, 2018
mugGet the vase analmug.

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