turn a vase

When going to the toilet to make no. 2 (taking a dump)

I'll be there i five .. Just have to turn a vase first

by repsakcb August 19, 2010

get a vase

To go to your 'rents alcohol cabinet and get hard liquor.

I'm gonna go get a vase for my flowers.
Watch me, while I go get a vase.

by me June 15, 2004

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

vase face

Is a face you get when you place your head through circular objects

After he decided to look up my vagina he got a real vase face

by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017

break that vase

to fuck a women with an vase like body structure.

"Man I met this bitch last night, and i just had to break that vase"

by Yuung Draco February 28, 2017

vase

an object that was broken at a super cool jock dudes party. nobody found out who broke it. was it you?

Thomas: AH! WHY?! *vase shatters*
Super cool jock dude: BROOOOOO! No effing way, dude! Who broke this vase? Who broke this vase? Seriously, guys. Everyone who is here at my awesome party- this huge crowd of people who are definitely here right now-
Virgil: oh my god...
Super cool jock dude: Somebody broke my grandma's vase, and that was the last thing she gave to me before she died! I swear on all things football and skateboarding that I will find you. Don't make me cry these incredibly manly tears! Anyone can speak up right now, and be a part of this scene... especially those of us who aren't imagined and are actually here on the stage.
Virgil: *sighs in I'm So Done With This*
Super cool jock dude: Like, not the people who are imagined to be here through means suspension of disbelief.
Logan: I do not understand theatre.
Super cool jock dude: Very well, I shall continue searching for the culprit in the next room! *walks away* Stephanie, you wanna bake some cookies?
Patton (Janus): Aaaand scene!

by just.fandom.th1ngs October 4, 2020

Vase

A beautiful person who is boring and has no substance on the inside.

Kemi Badenoch is a vase.

by PopDemon79 November 3, 2025