vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Vanchoodle

A very small penis, one so small it scarcely exists.

She pulled down his pants and tried hard not to laugh as she revealed his pitiful Vanchoodle. It was so small she was embarassed for him.

by Captain Claw Hammer September 19, 2011

Vachoda

A Vachoda is a very loose and wide vagina that has lots of sag on it, like hanging off the sides or drooping far down. This word derives from the word chode which is a short and wide penis.

1.Jenny stop wearing short shorts i can see the sag from your vachoda hanging down.

2. Your vachoda is so wide you could almost fit a football in it.

3.Jenny how do you keep the sag from showing? Do you roll it up and tape it to your leg or what?

by Ronald Robichaud April 29, 2008

Vancheetahfied

The act of being drilled (hit) by a van and a cheetah at the same time or by two separate acts. (Once by a van then by a cheetah).

Girl 1: I was drilled by a van the other day, then today I was drilled by a cheetah.

Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!

by BEBKillerz July 7, 2010

vachode

A vagina that is more open than it is deep.

"Sup man?"

"I dumped my girlfriend last night..."
"Whyyyy?"
"I figured out she has a nasty vachode last night!"
"That's nasty"

by Branop October 18, 2011

Vashayshay

slang for Vagina

Bill:"My Vashayshay is da bomb"

by ZZZDNFOJMSKDMI November 5, 2011

bois de vache

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")

Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?

by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009