vanker

A common mispronounciation for wanker yet with a russian twist, therefore I suppose it is a russian wanker. Meaning more money, less class and more vodka. Still it's better than being a straight up wanker cause who honestly wants to be called that?

1. Your russain? you fucking vanker you.
2. Where the fuck is that vanker?

Plural:

1. Those vankers need to lay off.
2. Russia is a bunch of vankers.

As a Verb:

1. Stop vanking off on my girlfriends couch its getting irritating.
2. Well thats because you vank to german fetish porn.

by Voltainia April 6, 2011

Valkenburg

A penis the size of a toothpick when 100% erect, also meaning "gay" or "queer", can also mean no penis at all.

"Man! Don't whip out that Valkenburg! Its discusting!"

by Brandon V December 14, 2008

matt vandenberg

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.

Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.

by masterboom November 16, 2016

vandenthoorn

Basically the most amazing last name in the world if your first name is Kurt, also has a huge dick.

The name is vandenthoorn, Kurt vandenthoorn.

by Kurty mc v April 21, 2018

VanEnkenvort

To be an alcohalic, To be abusive, To be selfish, To be an Asshole.

The last guy I was with was a VanEnkenvort!

by Hateful Bitch October 4, 2004

Jan Vandenberg

A screeching, delusional, psychotic, white, angry, female misanthrope that blames her inability to date, and all the world's problems on men.

Power up your battery operated boyfriend (see dildo) and stop being such a Jan Vandenberg!

by Y Ddraig Coch January 17, 2018

Vandenbos

Someone who is from the woods or city

Person A: "Have you seen the Vandenbos'?"
Person B: "No, but check the woods or the city."

by theone6 July 7, 2009