Value Add Group Pronunciation: Vadge

A person that mistakenly believes they are adding value is a member of the Value Add Group.
Typically, VAG's are bossy and like to delegate work to others, thinking that their direction is of enormous value.

Conversely, if a lazy person is aware of their lack of work ethic and still allows others to do their job, they are not a VAG, but a dick.
"He forwards every email to someone else so they can do the work, but then provides status updates to his manager to make it look like he's getting the job done. Such a VAG..."

From the mind of a VAG: "I am the overseer of this operation, so it is critical that I don't get bogged down in the minutia. I'll leave those activities for the lesser humans that don't have MBAs."
by Corporate denizen January 28, 2013
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Ben- Are you going to tap that?(referring to Suzy)
Adam- Yeah
Ben- Anal, or through the vag?
Adam- Vag definitely
Ben- OK, be careful though, I heard Suzy has the Clap
by Rad_ August 22, 2005
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A womens version of Tom-Tom. Gives great directions, and great times.
Lift your leg and speak into your vagina asking "Which way is the bar Vag-Vag?" or "Vag-Vag is it a left of a right at the second light?"
by Mrs.Jacobs March 18, 2008
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adj. Prounounced vadge. A truncation of the noun vagina, used to describe something as having feminine qualities. Does not carry any positive connotations. Usually references music, television, movies, but can be applied to anything possessing a weak, often sappy core or thematic element.

v. to listen to music, watch a movie or participate in any activity that involves something possessing a weak or sappy nature.
When he put on "How Stella Got Her Groove Back", he had put on a vag-flick.

Evanesence is vag-rock.

My sister and her friends are vagging out to "Sex In The City".

The party that had nothing but margaritas and techno music was completely vag.
by Dirty Gil January 18, 2009
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The anger of the uterus when an egg isn't fertilized.

Vagina Period Cramps PMS Angry Bitterness
When trying to figure out why your uterus hates you, you realize that it worked hard to make something that you aren't using so it then becomes "vagful."

Vengeful Vengeance
by girlswiththoughts April 25, 2016
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Village Area Gondola, in Mammoth Lakes, CA
Meet me at the VAG at 7:30, it will be an epic powder day...
by mammoth_queen July 13, 2009
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(n.) A pair of leggings that contours and outlines all your lady parts in an unflattering fashion.
Valerie's vaggings were so tight, we could see her uterus.
by RunDMT February 16, 2018
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