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The Usual

When a person walks into a bathroom to drop a deuce, and stands up when their finished only to realize they were sitting on another person who was using the toilet the entire time.
I walked into the bathroom and gave this chick The Usual.
by LukeMX1 November 7, 2007
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The Usual Gang of Idiots

The authors of Mad Magazine such as Bill Gaines, Dick DeBartolo and Al Jaffee.
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Bullshit as usual

Also known as BAU. An ambiguous catchphrase commonly used in the corporate environment assigning importance to one's otherwise non-busy or lazy day.

Known to some people as 'business as usual', however this naming is factually incorrect, as it is only a product of an unspoken consensus so that workers have an exit route explanation available for their lazy-ass days during daily stand-ups.

Existence of this phrase is a living proof of suboptimally performing, bull-shit tolerating status quo cultures in some corporations.
A: So what is your agenda for today?

B: You know, just business as usual...

A: *cough* Bullshit as usual. *cough*

(Deep inside we all know you're just bullshitting your way through the day, Karen!)
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As per usual

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Usul has called a big one

Indicates the need to take a particularly large crap. Originates from the movie Dune.
"Hey bra, where ya headed?"
"To the can. Usul has called a big one."
by Jimboat January 23, 2012
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