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urethrelephant

A deadly mammoth-esque creature that has enlonged tusks that are serrated and miniscule at the tip. They head straight for the urethra, pulling until it is ripped out of the victim's body. The urethrelephant then proceeds to hoarde the urethras for later eating.Commonly seen in Lord of the Rings movies.
"Good lord, that man is being disemurethraed by a urethrelephant!"
by supaDISC April 26, 2004
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urethral play

stimulating the urethra by inserting objects of various sizes. Examples: pencils, ball pens, swizzle stick, rubber worms, metal sounds. May also involve electro stimulation.
I got myself off by inserting a urethral tube in my dick and jacking until I came.Urethral play is my favorite way to get off.
by Roji Taka December 17, 2005
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Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.
I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.
by VyXious January 12, 2018
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Urethra swab

A form of cock and ball torture involving a cotton swab going down your urethra
Jerry and I did urethra swabbing and I'm still sore.
by PsnPteredon June 11, 2019
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Poopy Urethra

When you end up with fecal matter inside your urethra. Essentially a UTI on crack.

In social contexts, "poopy urethra" means the opposite of the benevolent greeting "namaste."

"Poopy urethra" is a way of telling someone that you sincerely hope they wake up and step on a Lego™.
I'm having mad poopy urethra and can't come into work today!

"Poopy urethra" to you, sir!
by CougarHunter69666 September 28, 2019
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urethral

The urethra is a tube which connects the urinary bladder to the outside of the body.
You will now be put to death by urethral injection.
by Xtox!c.CaNdy.X December 10, 2007
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Urethral swine tetbolaids

A mixture of tetnis, swine flu, ebola, and aids in your penis
I got urethral swine tetbolaids from a rusty syringe in an african river that promised penis enlargement.
by Santas salt a dealer near you October 15, 2014
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