Umbollockle cord

A pubic hair which gets trapped in your flys making it impossible to stand up without hurting your scrotum

I tried doing my zip up under the table cos I could feel a draught round my todger, but when I went to stand up I thought I was gonna pull my ballbag off! It was trapped by an umbollockle cord!

by Nuphagus December 26, 2019

unboostable

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royals: yo g want to play together and get higher rank?
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by JOHNDOEVATOS October 26, 2020

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by Jonno June 1, 2003

upbooting

upbooting is much better than downloading, it is a very usefulterm to use with non computer folk when providing them with technical support. By keep refering to downloading as upbooting, it provides great amusement knowing that the numpty will use this term later in life.

i have just upbooted my ~~lex gps camera detector, after upbooting it

by tiger pierson April 3, 2007

uboo

in swahili is penis

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by mfalme May 21, 2009

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by Anonymous June 5, 2003

UMBO

Urinating my bowels out

watching orpahns being cooked in a boiling kettle makes me umbo

by gumless but with brushed teeth January 1, 2011