Swan Twatting

When you thump your long-necked, majestic creature too vigorously.
Or
When you dive headfirst into a fuck load of minge

"Yes Bernard, wanna go swan twatting later?" Says Derek
"Sure mate, need to grab some bourbons first tho." Says Bernard
"You've got solid priorities g" replied Derek

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Bog trotting

The act of promiscuous anal sex while the receiver has explosive diarrhea.

While out on an adventure, Van began exhibiting signs of having terrible diarrhea. Marshall decided to make the best of the situation and go bog trotting on Van.

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

Totting

Texting on the toilet. You know you do it...we all do!

I was Totting this morning, and my daughter asked, "Why are you taking so long?" Me, "I'm totting!"

by pinky3710 April 8, 2013

Twitting

The process of posting messages to one's Twitter page.

"I was twitting throughout that whole presentation this morning."

by Ballapeno March 28, 2009

mark twatting

When your teacher/lecturer withholds your test marks for a stupidly long period of time for absolutely no reason.

Dude1: hey dude, did you get your mark back for your ancient Chinese architecture dissertation?
Dude2: no dude, my lecturer is totally mark twatting.

by datstudentlife June 23, 2015

naughty neighbour twatting stick

a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"
The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?
dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

by mooji September 30, 2007

trotting

Creeping on a girl on social media, or in person

I was Trotting on a girl from school at the mall yesterday

by Get your Trott on April 20, 2017