Eat tortilla chip vertically

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eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

by help this is not a joke dying January 14, 2021

Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse

"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"

by jabbott August 22, 2011

Big Daddy Thorton

The holy worm on a string. Spouse to Big Mama Thorton and Lil' Baby Thorton. He glides like no other worm, and his string is oh, so smooth. The color of his fur is the sexiest shade of lime green, everyone should strive to be like him.

Look at Big Daddy Thorton, his tail looks so fine!

by WormOnAStringWorshiper March 16, 2021

Hot Tortilla Handjob

a jerkity jerk with a hot, buttered tortilla

The tortilla lady at CHuys looks like she gives a mean, "Hot Tortilla Handjob"

by Dutch Rudders Revenger November 1, 2010

Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.

He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!

by Arafales October 27, 2019

Tortoise

An armored reptile, usually equipped with missile launchers which they hide under their shell. Highly underestimated, tortoises hide underground in small clumps, training for the day they unite and take over the world. They infiltrate human bases by appearing cute and posing as pets.

Not to be mistaken for turtles.

Fear me. And fear the tortoise.

by I💗Hypixel May 18, 2016

tortfeasor

1. One who commits a tortious act (a civil wrong).
2. A name law students call each other because they're dorks.
3. See www.tortfeasor.com

Steve: Hey Dan, how was your weekend?
Dan: Amazing, I got an A in Property Law.
Steve: You fucking tortfeasor.
<snorts of laughter>

by GreenMonter September 19, 2005