Twooker

Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)

1. Have you hugged a twooker today ?

2. #thankahothursday :)

3. Have you seen Ciara the twooker at buffalocharm dot com ?

by Ciara - Buffalo escort May 13, 2009

twooodle

a variation of one's own usual quite stable state of mind that may be upsetting for other people to experience whilst in your company, saying and doing things right out of character, swearing, shouting, blaming others, crying, unable to see reason...

jane went twooodle when she got upset about losing her position as the worlds number one mother.

by Jane G. July 30, 2007

Twooty

When a girl bends over and you see her twat behind that booty!

Ally's gonna get that twooty

by Ally Whit January 3, 2017

Twoshot

A common term in fanfiction relating to oneshot (a piece of writing that is only one chapter). Instead of one chapter, the fanfiction would have two chapters.

My fic was too long to be a oneshot so I made it into a twoshot.

by bigyeeterz March 10, 2020

Kye toohey

such a swag man, instant orgasm when near him.... 10/10 MEGA THICC ;))))

bob: man she lookin like a Kye toohey
bill: yessir

by Lucidist July 2, 2021

Twoot

A number of continuous tweets sent by an individual about one topic

The fuming teen released her anger as she sent a twoot saying that her favourite celeb should have won the award

by luketoreilly November 17, 2014

twood

a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.

John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.

by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006