twonk

idiot, thick-head etc

James: i fink kelly o iz FIT

Tim: james, u r such a twonk!

by i iz kl May 25, 2005

twonk

an offensive name to someone whose being stupid

eric was being stupid, hes a right twonk

by Beccaroo May 27, 2005

twonked

to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.

oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!

by scaredyants September 29, 2003

twonk

To slap a person round the face with your penis, usually followed by a teabag (dunking balls in an open mouth). The two together form the legendary TnT (twonk n teabag).

David came round to my house and shat on my bed so I twonked the bellend.

by dodfrig September 24, 2006

Twonk

A word often used to describe a object/person with swag. Another word for saying something is awesome; legit or downright cool.

McNeil volleyball is twonk.

Clinton: "dang those girls were so legit!"

Marcel: "yeah McNeil volleyball is twonk"

by Mcneil_istwonk October 11, 2012

twonk

An annoying or strange bastard

Alfonso is a fucking twonk

by Shaun Walker July 03, 2005

Twonk

the action of male masturbation

'I could do with a good Twonk tonight, my balls are like footballs.'

'Did she Twonk you off mate?'

by lezmcvag October 09, 2011