brixton twos

when someone asks you to save them half of your cigarette, but u give them less then half of it.

girl a "twos me please babe"
girl b "yeah safe init"
girl a "oi i swear dats one brixton twos, get me"

by lady_isa April 25, 2008

gruesome twosome

A couple who are terrible together.

Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.

by Circushead June 29, 2006

Twos

When a cigarette is shared and smoked equally by two persons.

Bob: "gimme a cigarette mate"
Fred: "this is my last one, but I'll twos you up on it"

by NufNufNicky February 5, 2014

Tripping on Twigs

When your walking down the street, and your balls slap against your legs and your ass cheeks clap together; that's tripping on twigs

Yo this dudes tripping on twigs.

by The Raven Himself September 29, 2014

twotsicle

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.

"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."

by Chey B October 20, 2008

Twogger

Twogger is twitter and blogger combined where the writer or "twogger" can write a brief webpage containing descriptive text and photographs which the twogger creates and controls.

The twogger's pages are called twogs

I have been on twitter this year and now I am going to join twogger

by twogger61 January 2, 2010

Twooshy

A native american way of saying "messy."

Specifically aimed at hair being not brushed, all over the place, bushy, or no effort put forth into doing hair.

Ary's hair was so twooshy today, I couldn't see the problem on the board.
Do you have a brush? My hair is so twooshy right now!

by twooshyhairgirl April 10, 2013