the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

One-Two Jimbo Poop

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.

Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

by JimmyLikesBones October 1, 2021

One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.

Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.

by H0rnee t33n January 11, 2022

One two buckaroo !

Something you say when someone playfully insults you. I think it means to knock ya around a bit.

"oh really ?! Then I'll give ya the old One Two Buckaroo !"

by kt vingling July 5, 2008

one-two

1.To "manually pleasure" a girl

I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

by getyourhaircut October 28, 2007

one two buckle my shoe

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 9, 2017

One-Two Punch

A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.

Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!

by Sex em' up! December 9, 2008