tweezer

A geezer that uses Twitter.

John McCain is a total tweezer.

by Going Like Sixty March 6, 2009

Tweezepop

A legitimate female orgasm.

"You even get a handblaster?"
"Nah, I gave her a solid Tweezepop though."

by the akademik July 7, 2005

Tweezer

A Tweeker that is actually old and doesn't just look that way.

That tweezer has been up for 75 years.

by darcolus January 10, 2009

Tweezer butt

A tight ass young girl.....

damn! did you see that tweeza butt walk by
ou guys been hookin up with any tweeza butts lately

by Dumb nug December 9, 2003

tweezel

when a weasel is a tweeker

Tyron:Yo John have you seen weasel today?
John:Ya he's tweeking washing all the neighborhood cars.
Tyron:That Tweezel ;)

by tyron February 2, 2005

tweezer

An older, gay crystal meth user.
Tweaker + Geezer = Tweezer

"Experience should tell that tweezer he should know better."

by BobbyPeru April 7, 2006

tweezeturbate

when someone has to use tweezers to masturbate because his hands are too big in compareson to his cock so he cant get the job done.

Bob: jim has a really small cock, i think he is under 8!!
Dan:8, thats not bad what r u talking about???
Bob:8 centimeters isnt big!
Dan:oh 8 CENTIMETERS. that changes things, maby we should get him a pair of tweezers for his birthday.

by alex e February 7, 2005