twanted

To want to get absolutely off your face wasted.!!

Going down to the pub getting twanted fuck shit up

by Twanted4life March 16, 2018

Twantrum

When someone gets so angry at something that they post on Twitter (or other relevant social media) complaining or raging at it.

Damn bro, did you see the Twantrum that Brad Pitt had the other day?

by LotsaSpaghett1 April 1, 2022

twaint

The act of pulling out of the vagina and slapping and rubbing the clitoris with the penis head.

Bitches jeans look like they painted on. Ima get that pussy twainted on.

I was twainting when I busted.

by Twaintin tyrant November 25, 2009

Twastigated

Twastigated means to be Twisted and Agitated at the same time.

I'm having a party and 50% of my guests just cancelled, the shrimp is rotten, i'm feeling so Twastigated right now.

by Bernadette Ferdinand May 19, 2009

Twastical

the act of getting a fucked up sex change that goes completely wrong, and you end up with a twat and a testicular gland so you now have a vagina and a cumming magazine but no glue gun.

That islamic guy has a twastical hanging from his pants of and you can just see the camel toe has a testicle shape to it while he sings Numa Numa song

by Oreo King666 March 13, 2013

Twastard

The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females

"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."

by Polargo March 20, 2009

twant

The piece of skin between your arse and your baw bag, and if it 'TWANT' there your guts would fall out.

please madam will you tickle my twant

by sendoola August 25, 2007